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GETTING GRAVITY TO WORK FOR YOU
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Compensating for Gravity's pull on the human body, with the aid
of the modern BodySlant, is extremely safe and comfortable for
everyone. Indeed, it's as easy as laying on a bed — because
that's what it is-a super-firm, multifunctional, piece of
furniture.
Letting the Law of Gravity work for you from time to time)
instead of against you (all the time) is the natural tilt of the
BodySlant. For long-standing people, however, the buoyant-like
sensation of calmly resting on the BodySlant, and literally
staying on top of gravity, is inexpressible.
Only by stretching-out your body on the BodySlant (with your
head lower than your heart - and your feet higher than your
heart) can you actually fathom THE BODYSLANT EXPERIENCE for
yourself. |
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And assuring you a positive and pleasant experience, every time
you use your BodySlant, a special cassette program, The
TEN-MINUTE BODYSLANT BREAK, comes with your unit. It's the
perfect guide for relaxing, reducing and rejuvenating on the
BodySlant.
To be sure: If you sit, stand and think on your feet all day
(and sleep with your head propped up on a pillow all night),
your body will definitely be inclined on taking a TEN-MINUTE
BODYSLANT BREAK.
If your present practices for uplifting your mind and body
overlook dealing with the low-down force of Gravity in your
life, you'll absolutely go head-over-heels (mentally and
physically) every time you take a TEN-MINUTE BODYSLANT BREAK. |
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We
can't see Gravity. We can't hear Gravity. Nor can we touch,
taste or smell Gravity.
Thus, when it comes to keeping up our health and beauty, we
seldom think about Gravity and its powerful influence over our
mental and physical well-being in our earthbound lives. Yet, the
effects of Gravity's constant downward pull on our faces, necks,
shoulders, chests, backs, organs, hips, legs and feet are
painfully obvious to most of us. For instance, it's not old age
which causes our bodies to shrink on this planet: It's Gravity!
The same universal force that causes our bodies to get
out-of-shape in the first place. And exercising, to shapeup our
bodies, can actually compound the situation. For the more we
run, the more we jump, and the more we lift, the more
down-to-earth our bodies become-thanks to Gravity. Just the
weight of one's body on impact with the ground from walking is
over twice that as when one is standing still. But no matter
where we go on this planet, we can never get away from Gravity:
It is always underfoot. Gravity never lightens up! Nor does it
discriminate. Young or old, rich or poor, fit or unfit, we are
all (at every moment) equally hard-pressed not to be brought to
our knees (and even fall prostrated) before this well entrenched
landlord of the underworld. |
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If
Gravity can prevent water from flowing upward, it can also
prevent the blood in our bodies from flowing upward freely
(above our hearts) and into our heads-whenever we sit, stand and
sleep with our heads on top of pillows.
And poor blood circulation up to our eyes, ears, gums, faces,
scalps and brains is a good reason why these, our most precious
faculties, deteriorate first during our earthly existence. For
most of us, simply sitting and standing can be a never-ending
uphill battle against Gravity. And, whether we realize it or
not, the longer we maintain these positions, the more of our
human energy is drained by Gravity. The heavy hand of Gravity
also takes its toll on our internal organs. It compresses our
lungs and limits breathing capacity; it prolapses our colons and
slows metabolism and elimination. And the colon's descent on our
sex organs is a major downer. Scientifically speaking-if the
oceans and their tides are moved by Gravity-so too are our
bodies, and their fluids, moved by Gravity. Gravity makes the
ground rule! It's the law of the land! And we're all stuck to
this planet because of it. In short, no upright person escapes
its endless downsizing of the human body. Bottom-line: Every
aspect of our well-grounded existence is undermined by Gravity.
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Censured Circulation
Scanty Scalp
Humbled Head
Ebbing Eyelids
Stooped Stature
Jelly Jowls
Sinking Spirit
Chiseled Chest
Dipping Discs
Belligerent Belly
Collapsed Colon
Prolapsed Prostrate
Morbid Mobility
Knuckling Knees
Shocking Shins
Aching Ankles
Flaming Feet
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Plummeting Posture
Yielding Youth
Heavy Head Nagging Neck
Shifted Shoulders
Baggy Bust
Listless Limbs
Hostile Hips
Falling Fanny
Obscene Organs
Thick Thighs
Buckling Bones
Varicose Veins
Agonizing Arches
Stumbling Steps
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THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION IS - GRAVITY! |
As FETUSES
We all begin life in the water - in the near-weightless
environment of our mothers womb; and, while there, we turn
upside-down to prepare for our headfirst entrance into the
world. |
As INFANTS
We spend most of our time sleeping in the bottoms-up
position. In Keeping our heads lower than our hearts, we
continue to receive a proper supply of blood and oxygen to
our brains. |
As CHILDREN
We
eagerly seek ways to free our bodies from Gravity's
confining grasp. Hence, our exhilaration upon engaging in
such activities as bouncing, rolling, sliding, swinging,
spinning, etc. |
As ADULTS
We instinctively elevate our legs and feet on tables,
chairs, and desks to counteract Gravity's pull on our
bodies. And if we really feel run down, we may even put our
legs up on a wall. |
As HUMANS
We
confront Gravity's force, and our inborn fear of falling,
every time we get into an elevator or airplane, climb a
mountain, ski down a hill, or take a thrilling ride.
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As EARTHLINGS
We
wonder about the enormous research on human survival in
gravity-free space, while scientific efforts to understand
human survival in Earth's Gravity remains relatively
unexplored.
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GUARANTEED --
TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND |
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For Your
Enlightenment:
Slant
boards have been popular in the natural health and beauty
fields for many years. The BodySlant works on the same
principal as a slant board. And, as recommended by slant
board advocates, the height of the BodySlant (both models)
in the slant position is 14 inches. Laying on the BodySlant
is a passive position. It's a lazy way to perk up you youth
and vitality. Still, if inverting your body is a topsy-turvy
concept to you, you may wish to seek the advise of a
wellness expert before you begin. But, you can't escape
Gravity's pitfalls on this planet. And the BodySlant, in
this light, is certainly user friendly for everyone. |
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Upsetting
Gravity's Grip:
It's normal to fall asleep on the V. Just listen to your
body - and you can stay as long as you're comfortable. To
regenerate quickly after mental, physical and emotional
activities (or to feel invigorated before engaging in such
activities) are the best times to use your BodySlant. Taking
a nap on the BodySlant, anytime you feel rundown, is one
habit you'll enjoy. You can use your BodySlant on the floor,
or on top of a bed or couch. For the lounge positions, of
both models, the back sections must rest against a solid
object. The super high density foam (which supports 400
lbs.) makes the BodySlant an ideal futon-type furniture. |
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The BodySlant has
a TEN-YEAR WARRANTY.
Any breakdown in material or craftsmanship during this time
will be repaired by AGE IN REVERSE. Inside the BodySlant is
extremely firm and durable polyurethane foam. Outside the
BodySlant is decorator poplin fabric. the BodySlant cushions
(3 on Newton, 5 on Einstein) are sewn together to make a one
piece cover. To change positions you simply flip the
cushions over (or under) one another. Each cushion has it's
own zipper. And the quality, dirt resistant fabric is
machine washable. However, spot cleaning, with regular
rubbing alcohol, is best and easiest, as removing the dense
foam from each section can be a weighty situation for most
people. The BodySlant is shipped in a clear, rugged plastic
bag that folds to pocket size (to be kept for transporting
your BodySlant). For 20 years, the BodySlant has been
marketed directly to consumers. (We don't sell our buyers
names.) the BodySlant is not sold in stores. |
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